Classification: Crotchgate 10.5 oz Lowball Glass

Classification: Crotchgate 10.5 oz Lowball Glass

$19.50
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Classification: Crotchgate 10.5 oz Lowball Glass

Classification: Crotchgate 10.5 oz Lowball Glass

$19.50
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An elegant 10.5 oz rocks glass featuring the documentation block in crisp, centered type.

The documentation block rendered in crisp, centered type on clear glass.

The format suggests formal record-keeping.
The vessel suggests reflection.

Category: Cultural Incident.
Classification: Crotchgate.
Current Status: Measured.

Archival labeling meets evening ritual.

Structured. Transparent. Inevitable.

 

Product Details:

  • Ideal for whiskey, cocktails, or reflective discussion of current events
  • Glass
  • 10.5 oz capacity
  • 3.4″ height
  • 3.2″ diameter

Shipping

Each item is produced to order.

Production time: 2–5 business days

U.S. shipping: 3–7 business days after production
International shipping: 7–21 business days after production (varies by customs)

Some items may ship separately if produced in different facilities.

Tracking is provided once the artifact leaves the building.

Customs duties and import taxes (if applicable) are determined by your country and are the responsibility of the recipient.

Measured. Printed. Shipped.

Quick FAQ

Are these unisex?
Yes. All apparel uses relaxed, unisex sizing. Review the size chart for precise measurements.

Is this good quality apparel?
Yes. We use premium garment-dyed blanks with substantial fabric weight and color-matched details. No shiny white drawstrings. Ever.

Is this official Olympic merchandise?
No. This is unofficial cultural documentation rendered in cotton and steel.

Why is everything made to order?
To reduce waste and produce only what is requested. Also, anticipation builds character.

Will there be more releases?
Yes. Life continues to provide material.

Why This Exists

Every release begins as a song.

A situation arises.
Someone says, “You cannot be serious.”
And then, inevitably, someone is.

We document it.
We write it.
We sing it.
Occasionally, we print it.

Thank you for participating in the archival process.

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