Because Every Centimeter Counts 20 oz Stainless Steel Tumbler

Because Every Centimeter Counts 20 oz Stainless Steel Tumbler

$34.00
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Because Every Centimeter Counts 20 oz Stainless Steel Tumbler
  • Because Every Centimeter Counts 20 oz Stainless Steel Tumbler
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  • Because Every Centimeter Counts 20 oz Stainless Steel Tumbler 01
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  • Because Every Centimeter Counts 20 oz Stainless Steel Tumbler
Because Every Centimeter Counts 20 oz Stainless Steel Tumbler

Because Every Centimeter Counts 20 oz Stainless Steel Tumbler

$34.00
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Here, the composition shifts orientation.

The graphic runs vertically — transforming the tumbler into a standing instrument of record.

“CROTCHGATE” descends alongside a calibrated measurement scale.
The phrase follows in disciplined alignment:
Because Every Centimeter Counts.

The vertical layout emphasizes the measuring device itself — subtle, architectural, almost archival.

Functional object. Formal typography.
Hydration, precisely documented.

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

 

Product Details

  • High-grade stainless steel
  • 20 oz (600 ml)
  • Cylindrical shape
  • Stainless Steel Straw
  • Lid included
  • Hand-wash only

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
20 oz 2 ⅞ 8 ⅜

Shipping

Each item is produced to order.

Production time: 2–5 business days

U.S. shipping: 3–7 business days after production
International shipping: 7–21 business days after production (varies by customs)

Some items may ship separately if produced in different facilities.

Tracking is provided once the artifact leaves the building.

Customs duties and import taxes (if applicable) are determined by your country and are the responsibility of the recipient.

Measured. Printed. Shipped.
Quick FAQ

Are these unisex?
Yes. All apparel uses relaxed, unisex sizing. Review the size chart for precise measurements.

Is this good quality apparel?
Yes. We use premium garment-dyed blanks with substantial fabric weight and color-matched details. No shiny white drawstrings. Ever.

Is this official Olympic merchandise?
No. This is unofficial cultural documentation rendered in cotton and steel.

Why is everything made to order?
To reduce waste and produce only what is requested. Also, anticipation builds character.

Will there be more releases?
Yes. Life continues to provide material.
Why This Exists

Every release begins as a song.

A situation arises.
Someone says, “You cannot be serious.”
And then, inevitably, someone is.

We document it.
We write it.
We sing it.
Occasionally, we print it.

Thank you for participating in the archival process.

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