Measure Twice Jump Once — Premium Tee in Charcoal

Measure Twice Jump Once — Premium Tee in Charcoal

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Measure Twice Jump Once — Premium Tee in Charcoal

Measure Twice Jump Once — Premium Tee in Charcoal

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$34.00
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Heavyweight Comfort Colors premium garment-dyed tee in Charcoal.

Borrowed from carpenters.
Applied to ski jumping.

Measure Twice, Jump Once suggests that some rules are universal — even when the measuring tools become… creative.

The diagonal line evokes the ramp.
The silhouette captures the moment before gravity resumes its authority.

Practical advice. Questionable implementation.

 

Premium Construction

This is a heavyweight, garment-dyed hoodie designed for durability and structure. A relaxed cut offers a comfortable unisex fit suitable for most body types.

The ring-spun 100% cotton provides softness without sacrificing density, and the washed finish gives it tonal depth and a broken-in feel from day one.

  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
  • Garment-dyed for softness and tonal depth
  • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
  • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝

Shipping

Each item is produced to order.

Production time: 2–5 business days

U.S. shipping: 3–7 business days after production
International shipping: 7–21 business days after production (varies by customs)

Some items may ship separately if produced in different facilities.

Tracking is provided once the artifact leaves the building.

Customs duties and import taxes (if applicable) are determined by your country and are the responsibility of the recipient.

Measured. Printed. Shipped.

Quick FAQ

Are these unisex?
Yes. All apparel uses relaxed, unisex sizing. Review the size chart for precise measurements.

Is this good quality apparel?
Yes. We use premium garment-dyed blanks with substantial fabric weight and color-matched details. No shiny white drawstrings. Ever.

Is this official Olympic merchandise?
No. This is unofficial cultural documentation rendered in cotton and steel.

Why is everything made to order?
To reduce waste and produce only what is requested. Also, anticipation builds character.

Will there be more releases?
Yes. Life continues to provide material.

Why This Exists

Every release begins as a song.

A situation arises.
Someone says, “You cannot be serious.”
And then, inevitably, someone is.

We document it.
We write it.
We sing it.
Occasionally, we print it.

Thank you for participating in the archival process.

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