Comfort Colors premium unisex garment-dyed hoodie in White.
An official document, rendered in cotton.
CATEGORY: CULTURAL INCIDENT
CLASSIFICATION: CROTCHGATE
CURRENT STATUS: MEASURED
The typography references institutional labeling — evenly spaced, deliberate, unemotional.
The humor is not in exaggeration.
It is in documentation.
Presented horizontally across the chest like a filed report.
Structured. Archival. Calmly incriminating.
Premium Construction
This is a heavyweight, garment-dyed hoodie designed for durability and structure. A relaxed cut offers a comfortable unisex fit suitable for most body types.
The ring-spun cotton blend provides softness without sacrificing density, and the washed finish gives it a broken-in feel from day one.
- Relaxed unisex fit for layering
- Garment-dyed for depth and worn-in softness
- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
- 9.5 oz/yd² (322 g/m²) heavyweight fabric
- Garment-dyed cotton drawcord, color-matched to body
- Double Stitched front pouch pocket
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
| S |
27 ½ |
21 |
31 ½ |
| M |
28 ½ |
23 |
33 ½ |
| L |
29 ½ |
25 |
35 ¼ |
| XL |
30 ½ |
26 ½ |
36 ¾ |
| 2XL |
31 ½ |
28 |
38 ¼ |
| 3XL |
32 ½ |
29 ½ |
39 ¼ |
