Comfort Colors premium garment-dyed unisex heavyweight t-shirt in Pepper.
A restrained presentation of a highly public metric.
“CROTCHGATE” stands above a measurement scale — steady, exact, indifferent.
Beneath it: the quiet conclusion.
Because every centimeter counts.
The horizontal layout reinforces the tone of institutional documentation — factual in appearance, faintly absurd in implication.
Structured. Minimal. Calmly incriminating.
Premium Construction
This is a heavyweight, garment-dyed hoodie designed for durability and structure. A relaxed cut offers a comfortable unisex fit suitable for most body types.
The ring-spun 100% cotton provides softness without sacrificing density, and the washed finish gives it tonal depth and a broken-in feel from day one.
- Relaxed unisex fit
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed for softness and tonal depth
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| S |
18 ¼ |
26 ⅝ |
16 ¼ |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| 4XL |
29 ¾ |
33 ½ |
24 ⅝ |
